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chrismohney:




JIM-MY
JIM-MY
HERE IS YOUR SCOR-CHED FLESH BREAK-FAST
IT WAS YOUR PAR-ENTS JIM-MY




THIS FINE SERVICE ROBOT IS MY COUSIN LARRY, AND WHILE IT’S TRUE THAT HE DID HAVE A FATAL MALFUNCTION ALL OVER JIMMY’S PARENTS (AND, SADLY, JIMMY HIMSELF), IT MUST BE SAID THAT THE QUALITY OF HIS BREAKFAST COOKING WAS AND REMAINS ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE.

THESE DAYS HE RUNS A FOOD CART IN MIDTOWN MANHATTAN AND TRIES TO KEEP A LOW PROFILE.  ALSO IF YOU SEE HIM PLEASE DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT.

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chrismohney:

JIM-MY

JIM-MY

HERE IS YOUR SCOR-CHED FLESH BREAK-FAST

IT WAS YOUR PAR-ENTS JIM-MY

THIS FINE SERVICE ROBOT IS MY COUSIN LARRY, AND WHILE IT’S TRUE THAT HE DID HAVE A FATAL MALFUNCTION ALL OVER JIMMY’S PARENTS (AND, SADLY, JIMMY HIMSELF), IT MUST BE SAID THAT THE QUALITY OF HIS BREAKFAST COOKING WAS AND REMAINS ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE.

THESE DAYS HE RUNS A FOOD CART IN MIDTOWN MANHATTAN AND TRIES TO KEEP A LOW PROFILE. ALSO IF YOU SEE HIM PLEASE DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT.

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