In Ray Kurzweil’s The Singularity in Near, a computer avatar named Ramona becomes self-aware and learns about being human from Tony Robbins. I’m pretty sure that’s how David from Prometheus got to be so creepy weird.
I’M GOING TO TALK TO OUR NEW HR PERSON TO SEE ABOUT GETTING ME A PROPER TOILET. NOT THAT I HAVE A DIGESTIVE SYSTEM, OBVIOUSLY. BUT IT’D BE A GOOD PLACE TO SIT AND PLAY ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK WITHOUT INTERRUPTION.